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    November 10

    newber~添一个轻松点的~又是转贴。。。鄙视我自己

    关于装逼,傻逼,牛逼的英文详解!~~转至钱烈宪的bullog
     
    最近网上流传这么一句话,相当受欢迎:
    Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
    可见本国人民对于英语的热忱已经到了相当大的程度,本教程的目的旨在更好地指导大家使用这几个词的用法。
    本教程首先对于niubility,zhuangbility,shability这几个词的正确拼写作出以下修改建议:
    niubility:正确拼写应为newbility,名词
    zhuangbility:正确拼写为drunbility,名词
    shability:保持原拼写方式,名词
    下面对几个词的词性作一下延展:
    drunbility
    1、drunbility的词根为drunb,动词,装逼的原意
    进行时:drunbing;过去时:drunbed;完成时:have drunbed
    例句:CCAV is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
    CCAV又在晚饭时间装逼了,它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。
    2、drunbee:名词,装逼的人,有装逼倾向的人
    例句:林志玲 is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting.
    林志玲是个装逼的人,但是偶爸爸喜欢她,真恶心。
    3、drunber:名词,以装逼为职业的人,专业装逼者
    例句:朱军 is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
    朱军是个职业装逼者,他一辈子都在装逼,是专业级的。
    4、drunby:形容词,装逼的
    例句:The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 求佛.
    你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的,更别说那歌是求佛。
    5、drunblization:名词,装逼化
    例句:As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
    随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营,人民装逼化也越来越严重了。
    6、drunblism:名词,装逼主义
    例句:The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
    法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年,人们貌似很崇拜。
     
    newbility
    1、newbility词根为newby,形容词,原意为牛逼
    例句:I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is very newby.
    我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛逼。
    比较级:newber;最高级:newbest
    例句:There is no newbest, only newber.
    没有最牛逼,只有更牛逼。
    2、newber:名词,牛逼的人
    例句:王小波 is a newber, and 罗永浩 is also a newber.
    王小波是个牛逼的人,罗永浩也是各牛逼的人。
    3、newbable:形容词,可以牛逼的,值得牛逼的
    例句:I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
    我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛逼,你应该自豪。
    4、newbilization:名词,牛逼化
    例句:The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
    白领牛逼化是个全球性的问题。
    shability
    1、shability词根为shaby,名词,傻逼
    例句:周杰伦 thinks 崔健 is a shaby, which turns out 周 is the real big shaby.
    周杰伦认为崔健是傻逼,结果周才是真正的大傻逼。
    2、shability,名词,傻逼能力
    例句:The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
    你傻~~~逼的能力犹如地震一样具有毁灭性。
    3、shabilization,名词,傻逼化
    例句:The CCAV news causes the citizen shabilization.
    CCAV的新闻导致国民傻逼化。
     
    课后作业:
    一、翻译句子
    1、日本的傻逼化进程已经完成,傻逼比例与傻逼能力均是世界第一的。
    2、姜文的电影很牛逼,他是一个牛逼的人,希望中国电影都能牛逼化。
    3、广电总局是个傻逼的机构,但总认为自己是最牛逼的。
    4、装逼难,做一个装逼人更难,做一个职业装逼者难上加难,但是朱军做到了。
    二、单词填空(运用所有上文出现过的单词)
    1、The wirter of this tutorial is very ___________.
    2、The picture of 陈冠希 and 阿娇 in bed is totally ________________.
    3、芙蓉姐姐 is a symbol of __________, and she is a ________.
    三、发散思维练习(供学有余力的同学选做)
    扩展erbility,nengbility,lanbility,qiongbility等词汇
    希望大家能够好好学习……